Saturday, January 23, 2010

It's the end of the world as we know it

Well I've already hit a snag on the remodel.  I got the doors off the cabinets and I pick up the denatured alcohol to begin cleaning the cabinets when I glance down and read the warnings.  Holy shit!!!  "Do not breathe these fumes or your brains will turn into some kind of nasty banana gelatin.  Do not move while using this product unless you are wearing a full body anti-static suit or the fumes might explode.  Extinguish any possible flame within a twenty mile radius or it could cause total nuclear annihilation of the whole planet.  Even looking at the warnings on this container could cause an explosion. In fact, if you are reading this now kiss your ass goodbye."  Now I'm afraid to move forward.  Maybe I should just try cleaning the cabinets for painting with nail polish remover.  It's almost the same thing, right?


  1. I told you we should simply abandon the house! See, here's my plan. We sell the house as is and use that money to pay your parents back and anything else we owe them. Then, we find a new apartment in town, which will have awesome fiber to the curb broadband and IPTV. After we live there for a year and feel the itch to remodel, we ditch the apartment for a new one and start the cycle again! Each time we start feeling the itch to remodel, we simply move into a new home! That way we are always living in a new model of a home!

  2. Unless you want to give up all of your stuff so we can live out of backpacks that is not going to happen. Moving is hard and I am old and crotchety.

  3. Except for where it is completely flawed which is every part.