Sunday, January 31, 2010
I should have bought the bigger container of wasabi peas.
Working from home sucks.
The dolls I like to collect are way too expensive. But I want them anyway.
Eric Stoltz just gets hotter as he gets older. I totally could be a stalker.
Mr. Lady is wonderful and makes you feel like a person. I so could stalk her.
I would like to stalk The Bloggess too but she's not responded to me yet. I've got my binoculars ready though.
There is apparently a reason I can't go out in public. lanned = stalker
The person who has been my best friend for years apparently only uses me for birthday wishes. Batman you suck.
Sonohysteerography is a lot more painful than what they let you believe. Especially if they have to insert the catheter more than once. You bleed for a long time afterwards. It sucks.
I can still conceive. Hubby step it up because I think the doctor believes I can become pregnant in the next couple of months. Yeah little curly red headed Edwina!!!
Potty training involves a lot of clapping. Go Z you're a big girl. Go Z you're a big girl.
I want a house full of babies. *Hoping when I get pregnant I have twins*
I don't want my daughter and her babies to ever move out. (i.e. unrealistic expectations)
My parents aren't ever allowed to get sick or anything like that. (one again i.e. unrealistic expectations)
My husband is super brilliant Yet another stupid blog
Saturday, January 30, 2010
I watched Caprica this morning. If you are not watching you are missing a great show. Really, watch it. Eric Stoltz is on it and I realized today if I had a list he would be on it. I've always kind of had a thing for him but Caprica sealed it. He's so hot in the glasses and getting older has just made him better.
I have always been a huge fan of Stargate SG-1. I have the DVDs and I read the fanfiction and I also write some fanfiction. Michael Shanks is just so pretty. He would definitely be on my list though I must admit I do prefer him before the whole military haircut thing.
I have an extra special fondness for John Barrowman. He must be the prettiest man on television. If you don't know who he is watch Torchwood.
If you haven't noticed I like my men pretty...not so much masculine. Speaking of...Tom Welling is extraordinarily pretty. But I don't think I'd put him on the list. Jeez, this is harder than I thought.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
P.S. I'm also worried about the way he disposes of bodies...I know I taught him better than that.
P.P.S. Some of the above was an exaggeration or could be out right lie. He would never tear at his hair...he is very vain about it.
P.P.P.S. I haven't really had that many breakdowns...that's why I'm heavily medicated to keep that from happening.
Sunday, January 24, 2010
P.S. I know this whole thing was T.M.I. but its not as bad as my husband's secret lust for Chewbacca. How do I know he lusts for Chewbacca if it's secret, you ask? Well its obvious...I haven't shaved my legs in a long time...a looooonnnngggg time and he still thinks I'm sexy so it's deductive reasoning ala Sherlock Holmes.
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
I’m trying to get my daily blog written now (which I’ve missed for the last two days because I’m bad…bad and tired…bad and tired and lazy) because one of the reports I run at work is BROKEN (I’m a little upset about that) and I had to do it manually this morning and I’m trying to fix it and the piece that is broken takes forever to run so every time I change something I sit here with my thumb up my ass and wait for it to finish so I can see just how BROKEN it still is. I’m annoyed. The hormones seem to be getting worse every month. I may just run amuck (amuck, amuck, amuck, amuck, amuck). Though yesterday at work was bad (I snapped at people and I don’t ever do that), last night at home was great. I picked the munchkins up from my mom’s and they were so happy to see me. From Z I always get a “Hiya!” (said with an exclamation point, thank you very much) and a big running hug and little M just started hooting and smiling at me (because she’s not talking yet…unless you speak monkey). So I took the babies home (little M was so jamming to the radio) and we sat in the kitchen and Hubby cut up a cantaloupe and Z and M played on the floor while I made supper. Then after eating we had baby bath time. Little M has just gotten big enough to be able to take a bath with Z and she gets so excited every time she sees the tub (once again talking in monkey). They’ve been using a Pooh blow up tub that’s on its last legs. We’re going to try the big tub this weekend and see how that goes. After the bath little M was worn out and fell asleep in Hubby’s arms. I read Z The Stinky Cheese Man and she was a little disturbed by the illustrations (the cow really bothered her). Then Z and I stuck stickers all over the bookshelf and the books and then took them off and stuck them on again. There was ice cream eating and then Paeg got home and I collapsed into a dead sleep at 8:30. I am such a party animal.
Update: Got the report fixed…yay!!! Now, however I have to sort through the giant pile of papers that I need to file that I haven’t filed on principle (the principle being that I hate filing and I keep hoping if I just stack the papers up maybe they’ll go away. Instead they sit at my back waiting for the opportunity to jump on my head.)
Monday, January 11, 2010
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Monday, January 4, 2010
Whew...glad I got that out of my system. It's almost 3:00 and I'm still in my pajamas because I am suffering withdrawal? I know you're thinking...what is it? Is it the demon booze, horse, meth? No, it's a million times worse. I am in withdrawal from my blackberry (For you literal people...the million times worse was a joke...I do not think that withdrawal from any addicting substance is easy or fun). My Blackberry went on a trip without me that has become extended. (I know you are iphone people are turning your nose up at me now and believe me I would have loved me an iphone. However, AT&T coverage is so scattered where I live that I could not justify spending the money on a phone that I could only use if I stood on my roof, balanced on one leg with a coat hanger in my mouth with the phone hoisted up in the air like the statue of liberty with her torch). My sister lives in Louisiana. She brought her kids up to stay with my parents for Christmas with plans to pick them up this past weekend. She was driving through Alabama and her car broke down and of course it being New Year's weekend no mechanics were available. So my Mom and Dad volunteer to drive down to Alabama (we are in Indiana, by the way) and pick my sister up and take her and the kids back home to Louisiana while her husband gets the car fixed. Well it just so happens that my parents cell phone had just bit the bucket so I volunteered mine thinking it would be home by tonight. But no, my sister's husband cannot move the car (something about the warranty) and so my parents had to drive back to Alabama and take him back to Louisiana so now my phone won't be home until late Tuesday or even worse, early Wednesday.
As I know most of you don't know me so you won't know that my phone goes with me everywhere. What would I do if I was in the middle of a random step and couldn't check my twitter or e-mail or facebook? Now I find myself wandering around the house aimlessly looking at my left hand like it holds the secrets of the world. It used to, now it's just a sweaty palm.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Friday, January 1, 2010
1. Blog every day and make hubby do the same (and he is sooo whining about it).
2. Let people know about my blog and link to hubby's blog.
3. Re-do my kitchen and post before and after pics...cause my kitchen is hideous and if I don't do something soon I might explode
4. Get hubby an SLR camera so we can take decent pics
5. Get me a kindle...if I don't get one soon someone's going to suffer
6. Lose 14 more pounds so I'll be exactly where I want to be.
7. Re-do my office space...well my office corner...actually its more like a crevice but it does have a desk...lol
8. Learn more html and css and get my own website
9. Become a better friend and make more friends cause I suck at that now
10. Be a better mother, daughter, grandmother, wife and sister cause I suck at all those things too.
11. Have a decent garden this year
12. Budget and stick to it.
13. Learn Spanish
I'm sure there's some other stuff I'll think of soon but I haven't been awake all that long and I'm just a tad hung-over. Now we're off to Wally World to get the makings for Z's second b-day party.