This is the story of a forty something woman who is trying to behave like a normal human being without much success
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Creative murder technique
I was driving down the road with my husband and daughter one summer day before my daughter graduated from high school.As I often do I sucked spit down into my lungs and started to cough.Apparently after four decades my body still hasn’t figured out that the trachea is for oxygen not liquids.I started coughing very hard.
My husband looked at me for a minute as I struggled to drive and hack up a lung and then told me, “Stop choking, you’re driving.”
My daughter laughed so hard she almost peed herself and I nearly expired as I tried to cough and laugh at the same time.