Butt spray

My hubby's butt is totally like a kick ass hot water bottle.  When I'm on my period I will cuddle up to him and press my abdomen against his butt and it's like totally hot.  Last night I was having trouble with my sciatic nerve because of my butt muscle and I pressed my butt up against his and it magically helped.  He has a magic butt.  I would totally post a picture of it here (I have one where I sprayed some spray tan all over it to see how it would look orange that he thinks I deleted but I sooooo didn't) but then he would kill me and that would not be fun.